** HOTEL CALIFORNIA **
Dear all,
Nice to see u all here after a log gap. okay, here is some funny one which I have received from one of my kerala friends from gulf. Enjoy..
*THE SONG** **HOTEL CALIFORNIA**
*HAS BEEN REMADE TO SUIT by THE KERALA TOURISM BOARD*
*HOTEL KERALA-FONIA (*Read: *KERLAFONNIA*)
On the road to **Trivandrum**, Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avail, Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway Flicked his munddu in style
And I was thinking to myself I don't like the look of his sinister
smile
Then he lit up a petromax Muttering "No powaar today"
More Mallus down the corridor I thought I heard them say:
Welcome to the Hotel KERLAFONNIA
Such a lousy place, Such a lousy place (background) Such a sad
disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel KERLAFONNIA *
*Any time of year** Any time of year (background)
It's infested here It's infested here
His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and Some roll their hips
I said to the manager My room's full of mice
He said, Don't worry, saar, I sending you meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them pray
Save us from the Hotel KERLAFONNIA
Such a lousy place, Such a lousy place (background) Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel KERLAFONNIA
It is no surprise It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies
The blind man was pouring Stale sambar on rice
And he said We are all just actors here In Silk Smitha-disguise *
*And in the dining chamber** We gathered for the feast We stab it with our steely
knives But we just can't cut that beef Last thing I remember I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach
in my appam-stew was the culprit, I am sure
Relax, said the watchman This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down **God's Own Country? Oh,
Hell!*
Nice to see u all here after a log gap. okay, here is some funny one which I have received from one of my kerala friends from gulf. Enjoy..
*THE SONG** **HOTEL CALIFORNIA**
*HAS BEEN REMADE TO SUIT by THE KERALA TOURISM BOARD*
*HOTEL KERALA-FONIA (*Read: *KERLAFONNIA*)
On the road to **Trivandrum**, Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avail, Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway Flicked his munddu in style
And I was thinking to myself I don't like the look of his sinister
smile
Then he lit up a petromax Muttering "No powaar today"
More Mallus down the corridor I thought I heard them say:
Welcome to the Hotel KERLAFONNIA
Such a lousy place, Such a lousy place (background) Such a sad
disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel KERLAFONNIA *
*Any time of year** Any time of year (background)
It's infested here It's infested here
His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and Some roll their hips
I said to the manager My room's full of mice
He said, Don't worry, saar, I sending you meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them pray
Save us from the Hotel KERLAFONNIA
Such a lousy place, Such a lousy place (background) Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel KERLAFONNIA
It is no surprise It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies
The blind man was pouring Stale sambar on rice
And he said We are all just actors here In Silk Smitha-disguise *
*And in the dining chamber** We gathered for the feast We stab it with our steely
knives But we just can't cut that beef Last thing I remember I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach
in my appam-stew was the culprit, I am sure
Relax, said the watchman This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down **God's Own Country? Oh,
Hell!*
hahaha! Whoever wrote it is very cool. Kerala Tourism should get Eagles to sing it... lmao!
Posted by
madcap loon |
Tue Jun 20, 10:13:00 AM PDT
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